REAL: A series of pipe bombs were sent to prominent Democrats, CNN, and other influential liberals.
MAGA: False flag operation! Perpetrated by the Democratic Party against itself in an attempt to make the President look bad.
REAL: The bomber was captured. His van was covered with pro-Trump racist bumper stickers.
MAGA: The Democratic Party bought a bunch of GOP bumper stickers, and plastered them all over a white van, leaving it for the FBI to “find”. Obviously.
REAL: The Bomber was a loner, with strong racist beliefs. He had a long criminal record.
MAGA: The Democratic Party hired Russian hackers to change his past.
REAL: He was politically inactive until the 2016 Election. Trump inspired him. Since then he attends Trump rallies regularly. In fact, he’s a celebrity among Trump’s rallygoers.
MAGA: He’s an actor, hired by the Hollywood liberal Deep State.
REAL: We have actual video footage of him attending a Trump rally.
MAGA: Photoshopped.
REAL: He confessed to his deeds in court.
MAGA: He was tortured by Liberal-Homo-Negro-Fascists into confessing a lie!
REAL: Two plus two equals four.
MAGA: Fake News.
REAL: Air goes in your nostrils, poop comes out your bunghole.
MAGA: Leftist propaganda.
REAL: Black.
MAGA: White
REAL: Crunchy
MAGA: Chewy
REAL: Don’t put that gun in your mouth.
MAGA: I dare you to stop me.
REAL: Don’t squeeze the trigger.
MAGA: BANG!! I win.